The poker game of April, 2026 had six players, which was just the right number to fit around the poker table. Everyone arrived on time and was raring to go from the very start, so we were off and stripping down very quickly.
[Unfortunately, some of the guys were camera shy, so pictures and video will need to be added to this blog later, after the players have a chance to request cropping, etc.]
One of the earliest wagers was also one of the kinkiest: a guy brought his birthday chocolate cake, and wagered that the loser would eat a nice big bite of it — after whoever wanted to had pissed on it. I cut a nice size slice and put it on a plate on the patio, and we gathered around and soaked it down thoroughly. Birthday boy (who was, by chance, the loser of that hand) was fed a large, soggy bite, but there was plenty left over. So the next hand’s wager was: loser gets pisscake smeared on his chest and winner licks it off (OR winner can switch roles if he chooses).
The winner chose to get smeared, and the loser got first opportunity to lick it off, then others volunteered to help. There were a whole lot of chocolate-smeared faces around the table.
More chocolate cake got used later on, as someone wagered that the loser would eat cake off of or out of the winner’s ass. The winner relaxed on the exercise bench in the back yard, and bits of cake and icing were pushed deep inside him, and then tongued out. Again, multiple volunteers took turns — it was very good quality chocolate — while others fulfilled a side aspect of the wager by pissing on the guy on the bench, including aiming at his balls so that piss and crotch-sweat could add extra flavor to the chocolate.
No actual scat was involved in any of this. But cleaning up all the chocolate was probably almost as difficult as cleaning up after actual shitplay would have been.
Another “nasty” wager called for the loser to be spanked by all with his head bent over the compost bucket. I believe the intent was that the stink of the compost was part of the punishment, but the winner relented and let the loser keep the compost bin closed. (It was full of yard clippings, not rotting food, anyway.) On the other hand, some guys augmented their spanking with paddles and similar toys, and one guy was so enthusiastic he broke the paddle. Oops.
“Piss up loser’s ass” is a wager that often gets made, but frequently not realized. This time we made it happen for real, first using a funnel, hose and hollow buttplug. Several guys helped to fill the funnel, then we had to hold it very high and be patient to let it all bubble down into the recipient butt.
But one guy was ready to take it to the next level, and was ready and able to insert his hard dick just as the plug was removed, with only a little backsplash. Once inserted, he took his time and I swear I saw the eyes of the guy in the sling rolling back as he felt the hot flow inside him. The guys stayed quietly coupled there for a while, and as they were gently piss-fucking, a third guy crawled under the sling for an upward view of the action. When the piss-fucker announced he was about to pull out, the guy below just kept laying there with his mouth open. Then everyone went back to the poker game.
I could go on, but I guess you get the idea. Join us at the table next time, won’t you?