The first day of our two-day PissFest was excellent. Seven players, most of them experienced with our kinky little poker game. Of course, the game itself is quick and easy to learn: five card draw poker, one joker wild. Each hand has a winner (high hand) and a loser (low hand). The winner makes sure that the loser pays up the predefined wager, and when the wager is paid up, we return to the table, and the winner deals AND SETS THE WAGER for the next hand.
We started out giving one waiver / wafer to each player, and awarded a few more during play, but they never actually got used this time. These game players were game for almost anything!
Usually we start slow, with simple wagers like “loser loses two articles of clothing” or “loser drinks 12 ounces of any beverage.” But knowing that some players had to leave early, the first dealer decided to waste no time, and set the wager as: loser gets piss, via a funnel, from anyone ready and willing to piss. And so it was that yours truly found himself on his back, in the back hard, a funnel-gag in his mouth, as guys gathered around and aimed their streams at the funnel. I swallowed pretty fast, but as the funnel approached filling up, one guy took it as an excuse to aim his stream at my clothes, soaking me down thoroughly. Eventually the funnel was emptied down my throat, and we all returned to the table. Whew! On the very first hand!
We continued to keep the stakes high, with one player soon forced to strip bareass. (Everyone else was naked soon enough.)
A wager was proposed as “loser provides oral service to any one part of the winner’s body, as the winner requests”. The winner selected his right armpit, which was promptly sniffed, licked, and otherwise attended to.
A cock-sucking wager sounds simple, but a lot can depend on the attitude of the winner:
A paddling wager was ten swats from each player. Here are the last of the sixty swats.
The wager here was that the winner got to apply as many clamps as he liked to the loser, and they stayed on for three hands or until the victim won a hand, whichever came first. I’ll be honest, those plastic clamps are pretty tame, compared to ordinary clothespins or dedicated tit-clamps. But I suspect they stung real nice when removed after three hands.
Next, a nice simple wager: loser drinks winner’s piss.
But somehow everyone at the game got involved:
We needed a “moderate pain” wager, but the loser appeared unimpressed by the tit-clamps and mild cock-torture…
So someone reached for a tiny bottle of tabasco, and offered to apply just drop or two to his cock…
I am not sure what the wager was here; I assume it was loser eats winner’s ass as we all piss on his dick:
This longish video captures the spirit of the game, I think. This loser is naked, rendered helpless with his wrists shackled, put into the tub, and subjected to piss by everyone, everywhere: in his face, over his head, down his throat, even into his armpits.
There were plenty of other wagers that I don’t have pictures off: we used a butt-plug-funnel to fill up a guy with piss, and then another guy drank it out.
There was a wager that simply said: loser is winner’s slave and winner can do what he likes to him for one hand while the other players continue playing. As it happened, the winner was this big, strong, hairy, naturally dominant guy, and the loser… actually I think that guy had TRIED to lose that hand. The two of them went out back and I have no idea what happened back there, but the winner came back first, and the loser took a little while before he was ready to keep playing.
Eventually a few guys had to leave, and play got a little less formal and structured. We put a guy under the rim chair and shackled his wrists and head in place, then dripped hot wax all over him. Then we made him go outside and use a curry brush to scrape the dried wax off. Other guys just coupled up on the sofa and had fun.
As the game drew to a close, we realized that no one had eaten any of the wafers. So we used a few to make our tribute to the Olympics.
Yes, everyone is a winner in Piss Poker!
BONUS:
I realized that the pics from the 2025 Thanksgiving Weekend poker game never got posted here. I have remedied that, and now you can view that game report here (or just scroll down).