The Piss Poker game of July 6, 2024 was one of the best in recent memory, with fun, eager players, high-stakes wagers, great weather for paying off wagers in the yard, and some great, sexy energy.
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We had five players. There were three “no shows”, who will need to offer some good excuses if they ever want to be invited back.
Our first wager was “loser removes one sock, winner gets a wafer.” A good simple start, but the punishment actually was real: after a few hands, the first-hand loser complained that he felt extremely uncomfortable playing with just one sock. Ya never know.
The second wager: Loser gets that dirty sock tied over his nose:
I’ll skip the various stripping and drinking wagers, during which players also accumulated waver/wafers, just in case they needed to “eat a wafer” rather than pay up a wager later in the game.
One simple wager: winner gets to see the dicks of all the players. The non-winners dutifully lined up:
Somehow, admiration turned to appreciation, and those dicks were soon being fondled, aroused, and mouthed. Oh, great, we had an orgy going already, and we’d just begun playing! But in time we called a halt and returned to the poker table.
A losing player was required to apply a “parachute harness” to his balls, with the threat that weights would be hung from them, or perhaps a bucket into which the players could all piss. The harness looked great, and got tugged on frequently as play progressed, but no weights were actually deployed.
Next up: some paddling: Five swats with the fur-lined paddle from each player. This was just one of the four sets of swats:
A classic wager: “loser wears tit-clamps until he wins a hand”. We had a variety of tit clamps available, in intensities ranging from mild plastic clothespins to seriously biting paper clamps. But simple butterfly clamps, connected by a chain, are my personal favorite.
An interesting wager: Loser bends over and we all spit in his asshole. After we all took turns, we noted that the spit was only ON his ass, not in it. So we used various implements to push it in nice and deep.
By now we were ready for piss wagers. This fellow was obliged to piss in his underwear. He did his best, but we gathered around and made sure they were thoroughly piss-soaked. He modeled them for us afterwards:
Now that we were paying off wagers outside, things got even more interesting. This loser got laid out on the grass, collared and shackled, under a rim chair:
In case that image is unclear, here’s a shot of the setup:
Next, another paddling wagers, but this one was a little more serious. We positioned the loser outside:
…and then administered twenty-five swats with a wooden paddle. No mercy shown:
This was fun: loser holds two dicks in his mouth, and one in each hand:
We made sure that the two dicks that went in his mouth were (a) large and (b) ready to piss.
We kept him lying there for quite a while.
Hot wax makes for a great wager. This loser got it pretty hot and heavy on his crotch:
We agreed that the best way to distract a pig from the hot wax landing on his crotch was to sit on his face. So the next wager was loser eats all our asses, in turn, as we drip wax on him.
Keep that tongue in my shithole, boy, or your dick gets it good…
There were a lot of wagers I didn’t take pictures of, for one reason or another: Loser wears a dog collar and leash for a few hands. “Moderate” cock and ball torture. Loser has hands cuffed behind his back, and must play like that until he wins a hand. Loser keeps a buttplug in his ass for three hands. .And then three hands later: loser sucks the buttplug clean. and so on. I may have forgotten some.
The exercise bench in the back yard was very convenient. You could position the loser’s head so we could take turns pissing in his mouth, or do it all at once:
…then just straddle him, take a step or two forward, and encourage him to lick your balls:
Another step forward, and you are in position to get rimmed:
Get a little help from a friend to make sure he does a good job:
Did you ever have two guys eating your ass at the same time?
We had a lot of rimming wagers. In fact, enthusiastic deep rimming was a major focus of the game.
Eventually, someone wagered “winner cums on loser’s face”:
That was NOT the last wager of the game, but I think a picture of the happy loser’s cum-glazed smile is a good way to end this report.
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