Game Plan
for “Strip Poker, San Francisco Rules”
(aka “Piss Poker”)

Basic Info:

1)     There will be two games of “Piss Poker” held during Smokeout 2025 in Las Vegas, NV. 

2)     The first game will begin on Friday afternoon, April 25, 2025 stating at 1 pm.  The second game will begin on Saturday afternoon,  April 26, 2025, at either 1 pm, or whenever the ‘On Guard Salon’ event ends. 

3)     The games continue as long as the players are having fun, but will probably end in time for us to go to the group dinner.

4)      For purposes of discretion, the game may also be referred to as “Strip Poker, San Francisco Rules”.

5)      The game will take place in my hotel room at the TUSCANY SUITES hotel, as part of the Smokeout 2025 in Las Vegas, NV.  The room number will be posted here as soon as it is confirmed, and will also be posted in the Smokeout hospitality lounge.

6)      The game will begin promptly at the announced time.  Please plan to arrive at least 10 minutes before then; at least 20 minutes if this is your first time playing piss poker.  Latecomers may be required to strip down to match the nakedest person at the table.

7)      If the table fills up, latecomers can watch, or start a second table somewhere. In the event that more players attend than can be seated, priority may be given to guys who have submitted proposed wagers in advance (via email, Telegram or Signal).

8)      Players should try to not piss or shower for as long as possible before the game.  Do not wear perfume, deodorant, or other scent.  Be ready to get nasty.

9)      Most wagers will be paid up immediately.  Others may be “deferred” and paid up at a later time and place, such as in the Playroom in Building I, or at the event parties at the Fun Hog Ranch or Kuma Health Club. 

The Game:

10)      The game is basically strip poker, with forfeits.  The winner of each hand makes sure the loser “pays off” the specified forfeit, then gets to deal and set the wager for the next hand.  Simple.

11)      You should wear six articles of clothing to the table, counting them however you like. (The early “strip” portion of the game gives folks a chance to win “wafer/waivers”, which may be useful later.)  That clothing just might get pissed on.  You can bring additional clothes to wear home if you like.

12)    Forfeits may include being required to drink some of your choice of beverage. I will have a supply of bottled water and cheep beer available; you may want to bring your own.

13)     Forfeits may also include cocksucking, fucking, piss, bondage, spanking, buttplay, cb&tt, pain, humiliation, and all kinds of kink, raunch, and nastiness.  Hopefully, you enjoy giving and/or receiving at least some of those things.  (You do NOT need to be into them all!)

14)    You do not need to know how to play poker. We’ll show you how to play.  A quick-reference “what beats what” card like this one will be available at the game.

15)    Attitude is important. The fantasy is that players are being forced to take their punishments, like ’em or not:

• • • • If you win a hand, assume the dominant role, show no mercy, and treat your victim with appropriate contempt.
      • If you lose a hand, either pay up like a good little pervert / faggot / loser / slave / whatever, OR eat one of your “waivers” (aka “wafers” or soda crackers), and move on to the next deal.

Wagers:

16)    Players are required to offer one suggested wager when they arrive; this serves as a kind of ‘buy in’ to confirm that this is an appropriate game for them. You are welcome to submit additional wager suggestions via email in advance, or at least start thinking about them in advance. If you can’t attend the game, you can still suggest wagers via email, and maybe we’ll play them in your honor.

17)    Wager suggestions should always be practical and realistic, original and kinky, and above all, they should be forfeits that your yourself would be prepared to pay off, win or lose.

18)    If you aren’t sure if you’re ready to play or not, you can read a report on a recent game, or descriptions of other games to help you decide.

19)    A sampling of wagers offered at previous games is available here.  These ideas are provided only to inspire the imagination of players as they think up their own wagers. Not all these “suggested” wagers will ever necessarily be played.

House Rules:

20)    Please respect the space, and be considerate.  (E.g.  Don’t piss on the furniture.)

21)    Condoms will be available, and should be used for buttfucking if requested by any participant.

22)    Wagers may not involve money.

23)    Bring your toys! Use your imagination!

24)    No hard drugs are permitted on the premises. Players are urged to use their discretion to avoid becoming intoxicated. Players who become intoxicated, and continue to play, do so at their own peril.

Disclaimers:

1. This is a lawful, private party for men age 21 and over, which is expected to include oral and anal sex, water sports, consensual S&M, and other sexual activities. Depending on the players, it may also include bondage, shaving, festishism, role-play, scat, raunch, blasphemy, pain, exhibitionism, and other nasty and outrageous stuff. If you are offended by seeing such activities, please do not plan to attend.

2. Be aware that although your limits may be stretched or challenged by the wagers in this game, no one will be subjected to anything without their consent, nor will anyone be expected to exceed whatever personal standards they have established for their own safety and health.

3. Players should be in good physical health. (HIV+ players are welcome; if you care about a player’s status, ask him.)

4. Players agree to hold harmless the party host, the other players, the organizers of Smokeout, and the hotel management, from any liability for consequences of the game.

 

Write to me if you have questions!

See ya there!